Competitive Gaming Strategies

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I’ve lost count of how many times I died in Glarosoupa trying to figure out what the hell was going on. You know that feeling.

You hate flossing. I know you do. That string slips. It snaps. It shreds between your teeth. You yank it out and sigh. Again.